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[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

Babies Funny Quote of the Day

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more

Moon

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

Dirt

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

We don't do that here. We only take urine samples.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

American Comedian Funny Home

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.

American Comedian Funny Quote of the Day

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -- you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?

American Comedian Babies Funny

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.

American Comedian Funny Quote of the Day

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

American Comedian Funny

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

If men have a smell it's usually an accident. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

If men have a smell it's usually an accident.

American Comedian Funny Men

glorious absence of sophistication. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

glorious absence of sophistication.

For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way.' - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

For a long time, because it goes against the message that the advertising world sends to you, they were ashamed they didn't have the coolest clothes, the coolest cars, couldn't afford to go here, buy this and do that. I think we finally all got together and went, 'You know what? We like being this way.'

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I'm two decisions away from putting up drywall for a living, ... I am, and there's nothing wrong with that, but whatever I got, it's through the grace of God, and I've got to use it right.

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy, - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy,

You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

Value

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Dictionary: Words You Knew the Meaning Of

You don't have anything; you don't own anything. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You don't have anything; you don't own anything.

I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I was like, 'Have you all heard me talk?' ... You know, nobody's making Seinfeld live in Indiana.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I know God is real. - Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

I know God is real.

American Comedian Funny

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